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spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

(via fake-mermaid)

15.Sep.14 11 hours ago

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via themoonphase)

15.Sep.14 11 hours ago
15.Sep.14 12 hours ago

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via squirtle-stahp)

15.Sep.14 12 hours ago

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via squirtle-stahp)

15.Sep.14 12 hours ago
15.Sep.14 12 hours ago